Dining Dynamo Prints

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

"My, oh, my! What a fascinating guy you are, Vincent! But now, if it's not too much trouble, I'd like you to take my order."

"Would you like free or expensive water?"

'I wish I had eaten all that bread.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Romance

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Engineer on the move.

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

Business of Finger-pointing

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

'I'm afraid the Chef's Surprise today is that he ran off with one of the waitresses.'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'I have a very demanding and stressful job. I'd quit but the stress caused me to lose two dress sizes.'

"You know what would compliment this meal? A nice vintage milk of magnesia"

"I'm Roberto, and I'll be your waiter this evening. This is Carl. He's in charge of portion control."

"What's wrong, hon? You haven't touched my food."

"Allow me to introduce our new head of logistics and international 'just in time' deliveries!"

Overeaters anonymous meeting 9 to 10pm

Dietitian: Weighting Room.

Tube men dancing.

"There, dammit. Is that enough pepper for you??"

'Whoa, I gotta lay off the grubs.'

"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge."

'I can't understand it either. I watch my diet carefully but I go right on eating.'

'Losing thirty pounds has added a new dimension to my life-fear of gaining it back.'

"We're all dying to try something that you set on fire at our table."

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'

I lost 185 pounds on the garlic diet. My husband left me!

Weight and Fortune.

'Just give him the tip, Harold.'