Diet Dynamo Gifts

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"So I can eat better here at work."

The doc says I don't have a choice. I absolutely must stick with a diet and lose weight. You're too big to fail!

Less curds, more whey. Middle-aged Miss Muffet.

I lost 185 pounds on the garlic diet. My husband left me!

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'I've seen some bad cholesterol in my day, but yours is downright DISGUSTING!'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'I'm trying to make a point with my husband. The cake is to celebrate the second anniversary of this dress. . .'

"...Yes, that's all you're getting. We started my diet today."

Networking

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

"I've been on a diet for 5 weeks and can safely tell you that I've lost 5 weeks."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

Obese man using a exercise machine. His false teeth are flying out.

"Smoking or nonsmoking?"

The power of the blog.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'As it's your birthday, I think I'll have a pudding.'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

"Would you like free or expensive water?"