Desktop Dynamo Gifts

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'

Networking

Romance

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

'You say you type 80 words a minute ... Actually, that's not at all important...!'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

In - Out - Pending.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Really? You'd like to be part of this?"

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

The power of the blog.

"The character I'm playing has Alzheimer's disease. So, I'm bound to forget my lines occasionally!"

Fuzz - there's a rumor about the band that we only play Metallica covers...

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

"Hang on. . . I think I've got an app for that."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.