Desk Dynamo Gifts

'Miss Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel that call to tech-support.'

"Was that 'blah, blah, blah'? Or 'blah, blah, blah, blah'?"

Why the laptop was developed.

In-Out-Far Out.

"Good - you brought a desk. During our first interview, I couldn't imagine you working here."

'I think maybe the spell checker wore out.'

In - Out - Pending.

Elevator Company: In, Out and Down/Up Desk Organizers.

Grim Reaper: Day In - Day Out

Stethoscope

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Networking

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

Romance

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

'She posted her first blog today.'

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

I wish you kids would get off your electronics and learn a practical skill. Work with your hands! What does he think we're doing?!! Tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'Working on my computer save me loads of spare time. To do more stuff on my computer.'

"I'm right here. Focused!"

Engineer on the move.

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

Business of Finger-pointing

'My motto is 'Lead, follow or get out of the way!''

Attack of the 50 foot administrative professional.

The power of the blog.

'He's already surfing without nappies!'

'Computer editing software with an obnoxious ego.' 'Look, you really don't want to say that, do you?'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.