Desk Dynamics Explorer Gifts

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"This position has become very important to the company."

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

The new contract didn't leave him much room to maneuver his hoverdesk.

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

In - Out - Pending.

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

'I'm from the creative department, I don't actually do anything.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."

'If you want to spend more time with your family, have them apply for jobs here.'