Office Dynamics Explorer Gifts

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

'Oh, heavens no. I was merely speaking figuratively when I said that I wanted to break every bone in his body.'

Coffee Delivered To The Office Building.

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

"It's come to my attention that the team feels I'm not pulling my own weight."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"That one shows our office cliques."

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'