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'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

'Oh, heavens no. I was merely speaking figuratively when I said that I wanted to break every bone in his body.'

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.

"This position has become very important to the company."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

'The massive arrests have made the plans for downsizing much easier.'

"That one shows our office cliques."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Why don't you try seeing it from your point of view?'

"Hope you weren't planning on leaving early."

'Did you get the hard copy from Mr. Dawson?'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

'According to the budget, we'll have to count on body heat to keep the offices warm.'

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'My last comment appeared to be inviting feedback. Do not be fooled.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

'We're a democracy here, as long as everyone votes in favour of what I want!'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

"Our long-term plan is like our short-term plan, only longer."

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'You should agree with me, but not all the time, Try mixing it up a little,'

'Ah, Williams, are you familiar with the term ‘Poisoned Chalice'?'

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

"Leadership is about more than delegating all of your work."