Internet Dynamics Explorer Gifts

'When Bob returns with the ketchup we'll discuss staff wasting money on private Internet use.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

"That one shows our office cliques."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

That's the chairman's office.

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Little by little they increased their influence with the team.

Let's make a bonfire of our troubles.

"Now that's power."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Coming to a consensus.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

'Sanders, our numbers on google are slipping, let's pump up the keywords.'

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Coffee Delivered To The Office Building.

Before you ask me for a date outside of the comics, be warned that you would encounter something in a woman that you might find confusing and frightening: Three dimensions. ? ?

Circle of power.

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol

"Lift your stems."

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."