Domestic Dynamics Explorer Gifts

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

"I said I'm thinking about getting my own place."

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

How were the academic departments on the campuses you visited? Dad!!! Stop stressing me!! College hunting is hard enough without you prying into every detail of my life! Arrghh!! How were the drama departments?

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

'She lets the aupair drive the 4x4 to prep school.'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"Lift your stems."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'If I was a bird - do you know who I'd poop on first?'

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'