Domestic Dynamics Enthusiasts Gifts

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

'There can be such a thing as too much parental involvement.'

Family Portrait

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

Sex Equality

'You click on it and it sends you to 'Ask Your Father do com'.'

"That's against the rules...."

Bloody Little Hitler

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

"You said it. I heard it. There's no taking it back, Harold!"

No matter how many times I put them back in their own beds, they end up in mine.

"Holiday time around our house is a nightmare."

Dynamic decision makers - Will probably be back in an hour or so.

"You've had to be kind to survive, and I've had to be nasty."

'Harold doesn't have an ego problem. It doesn't bother him that he's inferior to me in every way.'

"Pick out any card you like, Mom. This one's on me."

'His 'get-up-and-go' got up and went ages ago'

'Do you want the Head of the house or Dad?'

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

"I realize some of your friends have them, but you cannot have a webcam in your room."

'Something is bothering you Roger. A wife can tell.'

"You have a truly magnificent scowl!"

"Obviously, I'm adopted..."

Things that don't last 2 seconds...the idea that your l'il sis might actually be good at something.

Modern Empty Nesters

Cold War Stories