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'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

"I said I'm thinking about getting my own place."

'Ahhh...'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

"I like to think that each generation will need a little less therapy than the generation before."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Helen, is it possible that we are using our child as an intimacy barrier?"

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

"It's funny how that works. It doesn't matter where I am in the house... I can always tell when the novel isn't going well."

"It's all right dear, it only seems what it is."

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

Kingfisher feeding from a water lamp.

"Seven hundred wives? I'll bet he had a lot of inlaw problems?"

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

"It's half past November, young man! Get back in your room and hibernate!"

"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'She lets the aupair drive the 4x4 to prep school.'

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

"Lift your stems."

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

'If I was a bird - do you know who I'd poop on first?'

"Did he sleep through the night again?"

'I tried to get him to reinvent himself, but he said he couldn't get a patent.'

Sex Equality

'I was a teenager once too, dear.'