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Leash Free Park

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

"That one shows our office cliques."

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

That's the chairman's office.

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Now that's power."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Coming to a consensus.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"You'll do anything to get out of taking out the garbage."

"Well, if it wasn't you who meowed, and it certainly wasn't me who meowed...then...who...meowed?"

'Can I Come In Soon?'

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

Circle of power.

The phantom sphinx.

"Lift your stems."

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol

"There is no 'I' in 'leadership'. . . but there is and 'I' in 'DO what I tell you or you can pack your bags and get out!'"

"I think I speak for all of us."

'And to think I didn't vote for her as one of the fifty most powerful women in business.'

"That's not what you told my screener you wanted to talk about."

'When Bob returns with the ketchup we'll discuss staff wasting money on private Internet use.'

I want you to make it so my eyes follow everybody around the boardroom.