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EU: Hillary Clinton has a phone number to ring, but for how long?

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Eurobonds Explained.

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

That's the chairman's office.

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

"Now that's power."

Coming to a consensus.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"Sorry, I'm only allowed to save humans, not refugees. Here in the EU we've got humanitarian values, you know?"

Grexit

Sometimes in a relationship a person just needs some space.

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

'Can you suggest a good English holiday?' 'Yes, Benidorm.'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'But enough about me... let's talk about you. Do you prefer plain or ribbed condoms?'

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

Circle of power.

The phantom sphinx.

"To paraphrase the late President Kennedy, Smithson: Ask not what Consol

Your numerous prescriptions really have improved my love life. I'm dating my pharmacist.

"There is no 'I' in 'leadership'. . . but there is and 'I' in 'DO what I tell you or you can pack your bags and get out!'"