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Do you agree, Bob? Would you describe yourself as controlling?

"This is a merit-based organization! Can't you see I’ve hired the very best and most qualified yes-men money can buy?"

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

Oligarchy

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Call me!"

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

Would anybody else like to ask a question before the stewards get to them?

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

That's the chairman's office.

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

"Now that's power."

Organizational Flow Chart: Puppets

Larry David

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Coming to a consensus.

'I think my boss is trying to intimidate me, and I get the feeling that I can forget that promotion and raise I was up for.'

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

"Some people think the CEO has the most power, but I select everyone's chairs."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

Cohesion Of Cohort/Shared Behaviors

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'

'it's either mass hysteria, or a very effective advertising campaign.'

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

Circle of power.

Human rights fish is eaten by a shark.

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'