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Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

How leaders fail

"That one shows our office cliques."

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

Choice hellhole

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

The Eternal Question

"No, you heard me correctly: 'Reply hazy. Try again.' That's my decision and I'm sticking to it!"

"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."

'Doing this with his e-mails made more impact than sending them.'

In a Quandary

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

'Dear, would it be all right if I was assertive for a minute?'

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

Do you agree, Bob? Would you describe yourself as controlling?

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Tourists

"Challenge or threat?"

"Any new proposals?"

'What he lacks in slow deliberation he makes up for with quick opinions.'

"Who is it - some tramp from a lower court? You only buy me flowers when you feel guilty for seeing another judge."

'Have I ever fired you, Pete?'

'It wasn't an easy decision for me to make. Lots of coin tossing went into it.'

Standard & Poor's Downgrade

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.

Action VS Thought

"Kid, you're going to have to make a choice."

"We should mention a few mild side effects. If here are none at all, people will be suspicious."

Toothpaste mental shutdown.

"Your mother will criticise you now."

I'm figuring what's good for me, but only by the process of elimination.