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'What he lacks in slow deliberation he makes up for with quick opinions.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

How leaders fail

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I might just get a pie."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Choice hellhole

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

Illogic Tree

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

"No, you heard me correctly: 'Reply hazy. Try again.' That's my decision and I'm sticking to it!"

"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'