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Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

Film Star Robert de Niro

Upper West Side Story

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

The Famed Florsheim Illusion.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Boss, what if I told you I forgot to lock up last night and someone totally robbed us blind? I'd say "no problem," because of your contract. My contract? It allows me to auction off your less vital internal organs to recover any damages you cause me. You really should read the fine print before you sign the papers, minion. I did. But I wrote in finer print that all fine print is null and void. Only the ruling class can use fine print, minion.

"Boun giorno, Gorby!" "Buon giorno, Bush!"

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

The Amateurs.

"I want a large pepperoni, pronto! And don't be stingy with the cheese. No anchovies! If I find one anchovy, I'll have your head on a pole. . ."

King Gustav Un Ballo in Maschera finale

'What he lacks in slow deliberation he makes up for with quick opinions.'

Tosca

Edgardo spots Lucia's name

Batmansplaining.

They rehearsed Shakespeare in appropriate places.

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

If that slips off and I break a leg, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

Elektra

Aeneas and Dido

'Nice piece of kit!'.

'Ohhhh, he finally broke.'

Kim Jong Il

Monday morning, and Stalin could feel a new purge coming on...

"Okay, so we'll stop calling them delusions of grandeur now that you've been appointed supreme leader for life."

'It's a look back over his Korea.'

"Any more questions?"

Firing your advisors

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men."

Putin-dictator.

"I'm wearing red today just for you Vlad, dear."

Turandot