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Superheroes Having a Drink

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Reading my Critics

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

'Listen! It kicked again right here. I swear it's not appendicitis!'

'Dad, I don't need a two-thirds majority to over-ride your veto. I've got mom.'

'Male, 38, still living with his parents. They asked us to keep him overnight, so they could change the locks.'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

The Family Joules: Part 8

"Look! the poor kid's prematurely BALD!"

SAGE (unknown model)

Ever since I was a calf, I've always wanted my own henchman!

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

'What he lacks in slow deliberation he makes up for with quick opinions.'

Ghaddafi by Psychiatrist

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

Batmansplaining.

'Did you get the promotion?'

Edgardo spots Lucia's name

'Just so i'll know you can't resuscitate a grape-nut, right?'

If that slips off and I break a leg, you'll be hearing from my lawyer.

'If you want me to be a good boy, you're going to have to lower your standards.'

'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

"No, this isn't the Marriage Guidance Bureau, but don't hang up, I love a steamy story,"

'Great news! Your father's got a job.'

'Nice piece of kit!'.

"I used to have a Paul Newman role in our marriage, but now I'm taking the Harry Dean Stanton part."

Aeneas and Dido

'Can he call you back? He's rehearsing his apology!'

"Instead of calling me Grandpa, why don't you just call me Herb?"

I want my mum!

"Without you I'm nothing, Mom . . ."

Henry put me on a pedestal