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'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Love

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Love Birds love just being together

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"You call that worrying?"

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

"I didn't know what else to get you."

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

'Mark, I think we need to discuss the nature of our relationship.'

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

I don't mind you being the butch one in our relationship, but must you keep leaving the toilet seat up?

"This should be hilarious."

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

"Damian always wanted the trophy wife"

'Did you get the promotion?'

'I should have seen it coming - my best man was her lawyer!'

'Nonsense dear, what do we want with a taxi? The walk will do us good.'

Just chillin...

Upset giraffe stuffs head in a tree

'How about giving me your phone number?. . . But I don't know your name.'

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

"Awww....that's really sweet of you, considering you're the kind of cat who wouldn't normally give a rats arse!"

'How long did you intern with Grandma before you became a full-fledged Mom?'

They used to be best buddies. That was before she came along and tricked him into having a baby.