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'It would never work, Lenny - I'm a good cop and you're a bad cop.'

"To think that for all these years, I totally misunderstood the concept of the Mafia's, 'Kiss of Death'."

"Scootch over."

Superheroes Having a Drink

Love

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Love Birds love just being together

'We met through a radiocarbon dating service.'

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"You call that worrying?"

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

"Wow! So that was the bagel setting."

"I didn't know what else to get you."

Listen, I'm looking for more than just a roll in the mud!

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

Summarizing the obvious: The gang, lost in Nowheresville, Utah, was saved by the spirit of Sadie Cohen, warning them how to get to safety. But how, and why? Stow it. Sadie and her spirit couldn't stand the idea of being without us. It would've left her with no one to despise. I feel so needed. My spirit is on lockdown!!!

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

'Mark, I think we need to discuss the nature of our relationship.'

'I should have seen it coming - my best man was her lawyer!'

I don't mind you being the butch one in our relationship, but must you keep leaving the toilet seat up?

"And note how the male tries to achieve dominance by hoarding the remote."

'Did you get the promotion?'

"This should be hilarious."

"Damian always wanted the trophy wife"

'When I got in line, this was a bank. And now it's a STARBUCKS?'

'Nonsense dear, what do we want with a taxi? The walk will do us good.'

Upset giraffe stuffs head in a tree

"Awww....that's really sweet of you, considering you're the kind of cat who wouldn't normally give a rats arse!"

Two stalls at the village fete: Kisses £5.00 and Latest gossip £2.50

Just chillin...