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'If you can't say anything good about a person, you're probably my mother-in-law.'

'Did you get the promotion?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

'We should talk more.'

"You call that worrying?"

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

The army and the church are in love with each other

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

Couple in Grey

"It's the story of a woman who's driven to murder by her patronising, mealy-mouthed husband."

'Creative right?'

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'