Relationship Dynamics Appreciator Pillows

'If you can't say anything good about a person, you're probably my mother-in-law.'

'Did you get the promotion?'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"You call that worrying?"

'We should talk more.'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

Couple in Grey

The army and the church are in love with each other

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'Creative right?'

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

'When did your role as husband become mainly ceremonial?'

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'

"Yes, dear. I see you."

'Humans are so strange ... they think eating crow is humiliating.'