Relationship Appreciators Pillows

Sauvignon Bonk

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Urns in love

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

"A word of advice, sir...when your wife reaches for another slice of pizza, never, ever say, 'Are you sure you should be eating that?'"

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Growing Love

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"Too desperate?"

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."