Courtship Appreciator Pillows

'Good morning Miss...'

Sauvignon Bonk

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

Couple in Grey

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

Missing you...

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

Elderly couple

Gay couple living together.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"Huge fan."

Wildlife Refuge

The Night is Young and you're so beautiful!

Romantic knight.

"That's Fred's Case History."

'You guys are real friends!'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

"He wants to know if I'm alone."