Courtship Appreciator Gifts

'Good morning Miss...'

Sauvignon Bonk

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

"Estoy aqui abajo!" ( I'm down here!)

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

Missing you...

Couple in Grey

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

The Night is Young and you're so beautiful!

Wildlife Refuge

Elderly couple

Gay couple living together.

Romantic knight.

"Huge fan."

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"That's Fred's Case History."

'You guys are real friends!'

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

How To Be Your Own Best Friend