
Sauvignon Bonk
Looking for a gift for someone who treasures intimacy and emotional depth? Our curated collection captures the warmth, tenderness, and appreciation that come with close relationships. Perfect for those who cherish meaningful bonds, these thoughtful items add a personal touch to any connection. From witty t-shirts to charming prints, surprise your loved one with a gift that speaks to their appreciation for intimacy and genuine connection.
Sauvignon Bonk
"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."
"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."
"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"
"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."
'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'
Kiss
"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."
'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'
And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...
"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."
An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'
"Arouse Me!"
'Henry, cut that out.'
'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'
"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."
Global Positioning Manual
Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.
"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."
'You've been faking it, haven't you?'
'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'
"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"
Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.
"Was it funny for you?"
'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'
You're too intimate!
Couple in Grey
"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"
Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!
'Good morning Miss...'
'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'
'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'
"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."
'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'
'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate intimate bonds and heartfelt connections—perfect for starting the day with a warm reminder of love.
Find cozy pillows that celebrate emotional warmth and intimacy—great for creating a loving, inviting space.
Browse inspiring prints that honor the value of closeness and heartfelt connections—perfect for decorating a space filled with love.
Discover our range of t-shirts that showcase the beauty of genuine intimacy and emotional closeness—wear your heart on your sleeve.