Intimacy Appreciator Gifts

Sauvignon Bonk

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Kiss

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Arouse Me!"

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'Henry, cut that out.'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Global Positioning Manual

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

Marriage therapist's office is filled with erotic art.

"Was it funny for you?"

Couple in Grey

You're too intimate!

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Good morning Miss...'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'I don't know what's wrong with you, you seem to have celibacy on the brain!'

"Yes, it was good for me - not as good as it was the last time, but probably better than it's going to be the time after this."

Elderly couple

'I think Harry's getting serious.. he suggested we shower together.'

'I think we should also agree not to go to sleep horny.'