Intimacy Enthusiasts Gifts

AIDS prevention

"Where's the Viagra?!" "Where's the fire escape?!"

'Henry, cut that out.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

Relationship Warning Lights

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Dialogue

'Romeo and Julietta'

Urns in love

Kiss

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

Love Birds love just being together

Tongue in the ear...

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

Valentines Balloons

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Global Positioning Manual