Intimacy Enthusiasts Mugs

AIDS prevention

"Where's the Viagra?!" "Where's the fire escape?!"

'Henry, cut that out.'

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dialogue

Tongue in the ear...

Love Birds love just being together

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

Kiss

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Valentines Balloons

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

A man and woman watch a couple kiss in the clouds.

Growing Love

Whale Romance

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'