Intimacy Admirers Mugs

Kiss

Sauvignon Bonk

Relationship Warning Lights

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

Pyjama party

Love

Exposed Intimacy Safety Vulnerability Hidden Enmity

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

Tongue in the ear...

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Global Positioning Manual

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'Henry, cut that out.'

"Arouse Me!"

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

Romantic Coffee Dates

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

'Roger, I think we need to talk about your trouble with intimacy.'

Heart To Heart

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

A couple holding hands

'I can lash out at you, unlike with other girls.'

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

Stop whispering in my ear, it tickles!

"My husband's a big eater. Do you have any edible bathrobes?"

You're too intimate!

"Do you believe in love at first orgasm?"