Relationship Enthusiasts Mugs

"They seem like nice folks, but they really stick to themselves!"

"Larry, you can't blame everything on the media."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

Woman dragging reluctant partner into Tunnel of Commitment.

After an argument, they always kissed and made up.

I'm so sick of being single... She's coming on to me!

"And he's caring and honest and gentle..." "I'd do her."

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

'You're sweet, Rodney -- I'll put you on my short list.'

"You're mixed up again, Alan - I'm your first wife."

'Dr Phil sez, if I'm gittin' the milk for free, I should do the right thing and marry her!'

Gaydar Repair

How to feel confident in love & war

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

'Say baby - 'come live with me and be my love, and we will all the pleasures prove, that valleys, groves, hills and fields,woods or steepy mountain yields' - Marlowe.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Dialogue

Urns in love

'Romeo and Julietta'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Love Birds love just being together

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

Valentines Balloons