Retro Relationship Appreciator Pillows

"Flirting: past & present."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Couple in Grey

Elderly couple

Gay couple living together.

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

'Did you get the promotion?'

'How do you send text messages?'

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

'The mobile phone comes free.'

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

"I remember the days when you used to pull my hair like that!"

It's the thought that counts...'on our first anniversary he gave me a pearl necklce. On our silver anniversary he gave me a colonoscopy!'

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your appartment?

'Just look what you young people are missing out on with your fancy MP3 player - album covers.'

'I think it was better back in the days when you could be befriended, but not defriended.'

"I remember when young men met girls in person!"

'Yes, dear. I remember when we sat on the same side of the booth. It was back when we were double-dating.'

"We better be nice to young people. After all, they donate to our soup kitchen."

"Back then, they didn't have refrigerators to hang pictures on."

July25, 1979: Shirley Splatz experiences the downside to her first, 'Dress Down Day'.

Cool Daddio-Jazz mp3s.