Retro Relationship Appreciator Mugs

"Flirting: past & present."

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

W.C. Fields

Couple in Grey

Elderly couple

Gay couple living together.

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

'Judging by that old fashioned light bulb, your idea must be outdated.'

'You want me to be more like I was when we were first married? OK, I'll put away the remote and change it manually.'

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

'Did you get the promotion?'

"Since when do you obey traffic signs, Billy?!"

'How do you send text messages?'

'The mobile phone comes free.'

"Will you say the three magical words that always make me so happy?"

"Honey! Remember when you used to nibble my ear?"

"I remember the days when you used to pull my hair like that!"

Hippie with a ban the bomb medallion, Rich man with a Mercedes medallion

It's the thought that counts...'on our first anniversary he gave me a pearl necklce. On our silver anniversary he gave me a colonoscopy!'

Cool Daddio-Jazz mp3s.

'Yes, dear. I remember when we sat on the same side of the booth. It was back when we were double-dating.'

Am I the first guy you've invited back to your appartment?

"I remember when young men met girls in person!"

"Back then, they didn't have refrigerators to hang pictures on."

'Just look what you young people are missing out on with your fancy MP3 player - album covers.'

July25, 1979: Shirley Splatz experiences the downside to her first, 'Dress Down Day'.

"We better be nice to young people. After all, they donate to our soup kitchen."