Relationship Expert Appreciator Mugs

"So let's talk about my self-importance, I'll start."

Sauvignon Bonk

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Paint pots in love

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

Urns in love

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Nothing to say! Wouldn't wanna hear about it anyway!

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

His and Hers Wedding

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

No, they're not divorced --- She said that's her "ox-husband."

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'It's hard finding a caring,sensitive and good looking man. Most of them already have boyfriends.'

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

Growing Love

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

Hold on