Relationship Drama Appreciator Pillows

Who's that sleeping in your bed?

"We first met on the net. We began to court, but between my foul mouth and Wilson being on the rebound...let's just say it was a long shot, but he pressed, and I was defenseless. Now, we're as 'hoopy' as can be."

"I can't believe he brought her."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"The best things in life are free. The rest are married."

"We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone."

'and for pushing your umbrella button in a VERY crowded elevator.'

Doom & Gloom

Marlon Brando

"All the world's a sitcom and we are but the uncredited extras."

Couple in Grey

Don Giovanni

Don Giovanni

Victorian Garden Romance

Hypnotizing Women

"I was like 'OMG,' and she was all 'No way', and I was like 'Yes, way', and she was...uh-oh, gotta run."

"Let's go for the four-slot toaster."

'I'm Mrs, Fenwick,,,you know, Fenwick's Pet Hospital,,,'

Three Little Pigs Cry Wolf.

Elderly couple

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

Gay couple living together.

"Well, it's no wonder those Borgias and Medicis were always poisoning each other."

'I'm still beautiful you know . . . you just have to read between the lines.'

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

"Why don't you try walking it off?"

"My prescription was for Dramamine, not drama queen!"

'This thing between us two is not going to work...you get the picture?'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

Don Giovanni

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

'When are you going to clean out this closet?'

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."