Friendship Dynamics Appreciators Pillows

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Sauvignon Bonk

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

'Ted, isn't it about time you sorted out your deer-gut?'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"So, next week, if it's okay with our wives, wanna have another playdate?"

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"Finally, it's Spring! I missed you! Let's go and play!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'Good morning Miss...'

'You haven't changed a bit Perkins.'

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

Elderly couple

'Creative right?'

'You guys are real friends!'

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

I love Ann - I love chip butties

"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"

'I know how you feel — all the other psychiatrists hate me, too!'

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

McHappy

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'