Friendship Dynamics Observer Pillows

'Who won the fight'

"Listen kid, you may have been a big man on the playground but that was last year. First grade is where it all suddenly gets real."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'

'We're doing the right thing, Bob, Let Andy solve problems with bullies at school his own way,,,'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"That sister of yours sure has some nerve asking for those leftovers - we earned them."

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

'Simple case of gravity, mom.'

I think it's time he left home.'

"If it slows down, just ask my father about the murder he always swears he did not commit."

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Here's what she was reading - an articl called 'Parents can be fun'.'

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Hey. Smells funny. Fix it. And bring me a beer."

'Tom's always been the black sheep of the family.'

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

"Just wait until my autobiographical one-woman show."

"Really, Mr. Stevens, this fantasy of being turned into a giant frog is absurd. We both know there's no such thing as a curse, and you can't seriously believe your mother-in-law is actually a witch. . ."

'We should talk more.'

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

"Your mom is a little overprotective, isn't she?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'My principal wants to see you about my principles.'

'You were right. We should have gotten a lap dog.'

'Will I be able to have a night light if we switch to solar power?'