Friendship Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

Clancy: The Treatment I Deserve

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"Pop-up prison."

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"