Friendship Dynamics Enthusiast Pillows

Clancy: The Treatment I Deserve

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"But the real treasure is spending time with friends."

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"

'Sharing is saying you're my friend, without having to say 'you're my friend'.'

"You call that worrying?"

"Wanna be my default best friend?"

"It's me, Lucky—you can drop the best-friend shtick."

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'Now she's jealous of my imaginary playmate.'

How the planets of the solar system are known to their friends

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

Aesop's Fables - The Lion and the Mouse

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

Would your dog pick you for a best friend?

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"Pop-up prison."

Friends Yeah!

"Well, damn, Camembert, you called to tell me you're runny?"