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'D'you call this drifting apart?'

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

Paint pots in love

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Urns in love

(Man with 'BEFORE sign): 'My wife says I'm a work-in-progress.'

"I'm not laughing at you, dear-I'm laughing with everyone but you."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Maybe what she really wants you to do is rub her tummy."

' You're wonderful.' 'I know.'

An evening with Stanley Bucholtz, relationship MD,,,tonight: 'Just ONE evening,,,'

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

Growing Love

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

"After two years of dating, we decided it was finally time to move in together."

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

Speech-bubble-head-boy loves think-bubble-head-girl.

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

'Not an orgasm, just the bed springs, I'm afraid.'

Love

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"You call that worrying?"

'Now then, let me explain the rules of this therapy.'

"Too desperate?"

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

"I'm looking for a man who has an unwavering character, except when he's talking to me."