Relationship Dynamic Fan Pillows

Age discrimination is on the rise - 'Not with me, Mr. Dithers!'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

A child as a pet substitute.

"Nothing else in my room can spin on the floor like a bottle."

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'So, you're an organ-grinder's monkey? A professional beggar? Is that how you intend to support my daughter?'

"We need to have a serious talk."

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"Daddy, can I have a pony killed?"

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

Bears: 'Mummy, mummy can I sleep over at Jessica's this winter.'

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

You never caw.

Well, obviously we can't live with my parents

'I'm leaving my wife because of another woman. Her mother.'

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"I thought we agreed we wouldn't tell your Dad about the Easter Bunny till next year."

"...and then while I was at soccer practice they moved house."

"You call that worrying?"

'It's good, Timmy, but it's not refrigerator good.'

"Dad, here's that update on my childhood you requested."

'I want to thank my biological and surrogate Mother, my two Dads.. .'

"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

"This cat has got to go on a diet...he weighs 78 pounds!"

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."