Social Dynamics Appreciators Pillows

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Call me!"

"I'm not so sure I can handle this."

"God help us, it's that guy."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Larry David

"He claims to be self aware but he clearly can't read a room."

"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"When you say you love your life, should I be happy for you?"

"In the old days people with small dicks needed big cars. Today they write hate comments against Greta Thunberg."

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

'Here's a list of women I want you to stay away from at the party tonight.'

"Let's not discuss it."

'You're at that awkward age where the others have figured out that you're a drone and you don't do anything.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'Creative right?'

'So what if people are watching you. Aren't you also looking at them?'

Shy Man at Party

"Oh, God, it's the Herefords, pretend we don't see them."

"My gut instinct was to say yes. . . but years in social work have shown me how these things end up working out."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"Who invented Cinnamon-Raisin again?"

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

"Do you think everyone hangs out with me because I'm cool and funny, or because I'm God."

"Don't preted to hibernate when I'm talking to you."

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"