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"...and I want you to stop being such a wimp! Don't let people push you around! That's an order!"

'Morning after pillock.'

'He'd never invent anything if I didn't nag him.'

"He cares what everyone wants for Christmas except me!"

'Regardless of what your wife thinks, you do have a backbone and we have the X-rays to prove it.'

'Don't touch it. That's my wife talking to me.'

'Alcoholics Acrimonious' "It's all my wifes fault, the Bitch"

'His new dental palate deprives him of the delicious agony of tickling the roof of his mouth with his tongue.'

"Bernard's very possessive!"

'I can't choose - I love you, Mills - and I love you, Boon.'

'I refuse to answer on the grounds it might tend to incriminate me!'

'They have TWO trees!'

Man arrives at Feral Court, formerly divorce court.

'We should talk more.'

'When I want your opinion, I'll tell you what it is!'

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

"I always say, behind every successful man there's a woman, trying desperately to keep him away from the bar."

Rage!

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

'Wow, Doris-look at THAT nagging fodder!!!'

"Is this your bright idea, Janet?"

'We have to be careful, Miss McPherson -- I had to marry my last secretary.'

'Dunno how you do it. When I was married to her she wouldn't let me go out for a drink.'

Married Life - Husband paying his wife no attention at the dinner table

The Harlot's Progress - Quarrels with her Jew protector.

"Will you please marry somebody else."

"Yes, dear. I see you."

"I love you." "I love you less."

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Honey, will you pass the draft of the divorce decree?"

"It says here in this magazine you’re an idiot."

"Just in case you were wondering, I'm shielding you from my moods."

"Apparently that's his new little laptop."

"Refresh my memory, Nelson. When was the last time you were all smiles?"

"Look! Here comes Ms. Celibate by choice."