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'My dad just wants to be treated with a little respect and dignity in his old age.' 'Don't worry. We're used to dealing with troublemakers at this home.'

'How long did you intern with Grandma before you became a full-fledged Mom?'

"Could I have some privacy? It's my boyfriend."

'Mark, I think we need to discuss the nature of our relationship.'

'Nonsense dear, what do we want with a taxi? The walk will do us good.'

"Frankly I preferred you before the Doctor put you on tranquilisers."

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

They used to be best buddies. That was before she came along and tricked him into having a baby.

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"I'm sorry, Warren, but there's just no spark between us."

Mens and women's t-shirts with outlet and plug

"If you just used your eyes you'd see plenty of men!"

'I've warned my husband he shouldn't jog 5 miles a day, but nobody can tell him anything!'

'All the kids were teasing me 'cause you two are married.'

I don't mind you being the butch one in our relationship, but must you keep leaving the toilet seat up?

"Just ignore him, Jean... It's only my ex husband trying to make me feel guilty!"

"You call that worrying?"

"Have you met my insignificant other?"

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

'Perhaps that will shut you up!'

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

Young wife talking to her mother about her husband's gambling habit.

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"I can't believe he brought her."

"The TV remote? So, I decide what we watch tonight?"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Awkward First Dates

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'