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'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"You call that worrying?"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

The army and the church are in love with each other

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

"Let's not discuss it."

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

"You said it. I heard it. There's no taking it back, Harold!"

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

'Humans are so strange ... they think eating crow is humiliating.'

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

'What's Fred doing here, and why is he so happy?", "His wife gave him the evening off for good behavior.'

'When did your role as husband become mainly ceremonial?'

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

"My boyfriend is insanely jealous. He does nothing all day but watch cartoons and plot revenge on any other men I talk to."