Relationship Dynamics Aficionado Gifts

'Of course you still look good Darling, but then again, I have bad eyesight...'

'Can your toy boy come out to play?'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Andy Oxidant meets Free Radical.

'I'm sick and tired of your mood swings, Frank!'

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"When I take your arm Charlene, there's no need to flex."

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

"You call that worrying?"

'You can't keep rescuing him. If he really wants help, book him an appointment.'

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

'What did I say to annoy you? I may want to say it again.'

The army and the church are in love with each other

"I'm a free woman. Edgar tried to cross the road."

'You were nagging your husband all over the road. I'll need to see your marriage license.'

"Let's not discuss it."

"It's the story of a woman who's driven to murder by her patronising, mealy-mouthed husband."

'Some have a love life - I have a 'can't-stand-for-the-man-to-be-right' life.'

"Since when did they start putting perfume in aerosol cans?"

"Well, darn, Ted, I just can't stay mad at you."

'I've noticed that it's only since I started laying golden eggs that everybody wants to be my friend...'

"It seems that I cannot look them in the eye without prompting confrontation..." "What are you lookin' at?"

"Don't be so hard on yourself. Let me do it."

'When did your role as husband become mainly ceremonial?'

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

"You said it. I heard it. There's no taking it back, Harold!"

'What's Fred doing here, and why is he so happy?", "His wife gave him the evening off for good behavior.'

Quirk of Evolution favouring the female of the species.

'Sorry, chum - joint bank account!'

'Humans are so strange ... they think eating crow is humiliating.'