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'Middle managers play tennis.'

'We're playing musical chairs to choose committee appointments.'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

Mystery/Opportunity/Certainty

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"I might just get a pie."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

Choice hellhole

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Illogic Tree

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

"Well, we're all in agreement. We must be overlooking something."

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

Digital or analog elevators.