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'We might work harder on a plan if someone we know wouldn't second guess it to death.'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"I might just get a pie."

Choice hellhole

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Been there. Done that. (Man stands between two doors.)

Illogic Tree

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"...I live by the uncertainty principle"

Yahweh/Your Way

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

"For cryin' out loud, are you signing up or not?"

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

"We've seen all the data and crunched all the numbers, now, heads or tails?"

Digital or analog elevators.