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"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

"Let me just check! Why, yes... Apparently I am the company decision maker."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

How leaders fail

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

"I might just get a pie."

Is man a social animal? - 'As a married man, the short answer is no.'

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

Businessman has in/out boxes labeled: Stay The Course and Cut And Run.

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Illogic Tree

"As you know we've made a lot of acquisitions lately, and the last one we made seems to have resulted in us buying ourselves."

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

Poplar Trees/Not very Poplar Trees.

"It's 'yea' or 'nay', Hopper. 'Ya think?' is not an acceptable response."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

"No, you heard me correctly: 'Reply hazy. Try again.' That's my decision and I'm sticking to it!"

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

How to choose...

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

"Let's not discuss it."