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"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"I might just get a pie."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"So that is unanimous then - nobody has a clue what to do."

Fork in the trail.

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Illogic Tree

"Members of the board, my indecision is final."

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

"I'm always making bad decisions can you correct my foresight."

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'There's a thin line between thinking outside the box and a caffeine-induced wacko idea.'

Digital or analog elevators.

Tasting Zoo

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