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'Slide feet-first or face-first?..'

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'I'm part of the decision-making process... I'm the 'No' part.'

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I might just get a pie."

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Election 2020

Fork in the trail.

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

Career Suicide

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Illogic Tree

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

'Then it's agreed - we all keep our arms raised until someone blinks.'

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

'I hate long meetings so in order to save time can we agree to talk at once?'

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

Question man

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

'Last week I offered to bring Bixby into the decision-making process, and he's still dithering about it!'

'Don't rush me! I need some time to process everything.'

Digital or analog elevators.

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