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"Would you like a piece of advice or the whole pie?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"I might just get a pie."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Fork in the trail.

"Use your head, follow your heart and go with your gut."

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

Career Suicide

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

Illogic Tree

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

Enter. Exit. Your Choice

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'