Decision-making Junkie Pillows

"Would you like a piece of advice or the whole pie?"

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"I might just get a pie."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

Fork in the trail.

'All those in favour of my new proposal say aye. Those against, also say aye.'

"The vote is tied. Half of us think the proposed plan is astoundingly asinine, and the other half finds it stupid beyond belief. Let's try to find a middle ground here, people!"

Career Suicide

"If you want my opinion you're damned if you do and damned if you don't."

The inevitable conflict of interest facing every crisis manager.

Illogic Tree

"Do you know why you never made VP? Indecisiveness. You're still indecisive!"

'Investors Chronicle' "How do I know whether to buy it or not?"

'Narrow my options down to the good, the bad, and the ugly.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

Do it yourself -- get someone else to do it -- get son to do it -- pay -- don't bother doing it -- move house

"Finally I've been given some real authority. I get to choose what roast we order."

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

I hear you are good at making snap decisions.

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."

'Middle managers play tennis.'

'They've been like this ever since Mary presented her report. It's the worst case of paralysis by analysis I've ever seen!'

'So that's three 'yes' and two 'no' and one 'maybe yes maybe no'.'

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

The Do/Don't Decision Makers.

A man's health care options.

Question man

'I have no doubt this is the best way to choose our new associate.'

I've learned over the years that for every action, there is equal and opposite blowback.

"Law or Accountancy? What d'you want to do - make money or count money?"